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12 Things To Do When You Are Bored
You are truly bored and nothing seems to get you out from this ultimate level of boredom? There’s no friend near you to make you laugh? The TV or your computer won’t help you anymore? Don’t panic! There are a lot of things to do when you are bored, even if you are alone. Here are a just a couple of ideas:
Try moon walking inside your home
. Fun time: 3-5 minutes. A small step for men, a giant leap for mankind. This is exactly what Neil Armstrong was doing just a couple of weeks before touching the surface of the Moon. You’ll never get there, but at least you had a bit of fun, right?
Wear your underwear over your pants and act like ‘Superman’. Fun time: 5-10 minutes. Do the cocky walk and the manly talk. If you’re tired of acting like Superman, you could even start singing something stupid. Like Justin Bieber’s songs. But make sure no one, absolutely no one, sees you.
Try not to talk about penguins. Fun time: 1-5 minutes. As much you will try to avoid a subject, as much you will think about it. You might think now that the penguins are just some cute little birds from the South Pole, but soon you will see how truly evil they can be.
Blink your eyes really fast for a while and then close your `em tight. Fun time: 1-5 minutes. You will see a lot of stars, dots and colors. Try to find familiar shapes. Maybe your subconscious is trying to send you a message. Maybe this message is “go out and freakin’ do something”, who knows? Maybe you’ll end up doing something interesting soon.
Use your secret mind power. Fun time: 5-10 minutes. Choose an object or maybe even a person near you and use your secret mind power to make ‘em do whatever you want. The laws of probability say that sooner or later they’ll do something and you could convince yourself you’re a sort of superhero.
Scratch up. Fun time: 1-3 minutes. Go ahead and scratch ever part of your body. You feel a lot better right now, eh? Don’t go for the genitals because that’s gonna lead to other things.
Repeat a word until it is loosing its meaning. Fun time: 1-5 minutes. Choose a random word and say it loud until it becomes a meaningless sequence of sounds. That usually happens in just a couple of minutes. I’m sure your neighbors will have a reason now to think you’re crazy.
Watch TV and repeat everything you hear, but with a foreign accent. Fun time: 5-10 minutes. It’s pretty fun. If you add elements and gestures, it gets even better. Imagine you’re an Italian and you’ll feel like a guy from the Godfather or imagine you’re an Indian and you’ll feel like a tech support guy from any web company.
Write a letter for the future you. Fun time: 5-10 minutes. After you’re done hide it really well somewhere in the house. You’ll end up finding it after years and years and someone will have a good laugh in the future. You can just hope that no one else finds it before you do.
Go to Reddit. Fun time: more than one hour. There’s ton of awesome stuff shared there and if you follow the right subreddits you might end up wasting hours and hours on that site. Caution, It might get really addictive.
Pinch yourself. Fun time: 5-10 minutes. What is pain? What is bad? No, not anything physical – it’s all in your mind. In addition, after you’re going to do this for a while, you’d think that it’s better to be bored than to pinch yourself again.
Make a contest such as “who is less competitive”. Fun time: 1-3 minutes. Trying to win this contest, you’ll lose. If you want to lose, then you’ll win, but in reality you will lose. If you’ll not try at all, then you’ll lose, so you’ll win, but in reality you’ll lose..
. Fun time: 3-5 minutes. A small step for men, a giant leap for mankind. This is exactly what Neil Armstrong was doing just a couple of weeks before touching the surface of the Moon. You’ll never get there, but at least you had a bit of fun, right?
Wear your underwear over your pants and act like ‘Superman’. Fun time: 5-10 minutes. Do the cocky walk and the manly talk. If you’re tired of acting like Superman, you could even start singing something stupid. Like Justin Bieber’s songs. But make sure no one, absolutely no one, sees you.
Try not to talk about penguins. Fun time: 1-5 minutes. As much you will try to avoid a subject, as much you will think about it. You might think now that the penguins are just some cute little birds from the South Pole, but soon you will see how truly evil they can be.
Blink your eyes really fast for a while and then close your `em tight. Fun time: 1-5 minutes. You will see a lot of stars, dots and colors. Try to find familiar shapes. Maybe your subconscious is trying to send you a message. Maybe this message is “go out and freakin’ do something”, who knows? Maybe you’ll end up doing something interesting soon.
Use your secret mind power. Fun time: 5-10 minutes. Choose an object or maybe even a person near you and use your secret mind power to make ‘em do whatever you want. The laws of probability say that sooner or later they’ll do something and you could convince yourself you’re a sort of superhero.
Scratch up. Fun time: 1-3 minutes. Go ahead and scratch ever part of your body. You feel a lot better right now, eh? Don’t go for the genitals because that’s gonna lead to other things.
Repeat a word until it is loosing its meaning. Fun time: 1-5 minutes. Choose a random word and say it loud until it becomes a meaningless sequence of sounds. That usually happens in just a couple of minutes. I’m sure your neighbors will have a reason now to think you’re crazy.
Watch TV and repeat everything you hear, but with a foreign accent. Fun time: 5-10 minutes. It’s pretty fun. If you add elements and gestures, it gets even better. Imagine you’re an Italian and you’ll feel like a guy from the Godfather or imagine you’re an Indian and you’ll feel like a tech support guy from any web company.
Write a letter for the future you. Fun time: 5-10 minutes. After you’re done hide it really well somewhere in the house. You’ll end up finding it after years and years and someone will have a good laugh in the future. You can just hope that no one else finds it before you do.
Go to Reddit. Fun time: more than one hour. There’s ton of awesome stuff shared there and if you follow the right subreddits you might end up wasting hours and hours on that site. Caution, It might get really addictive.
Pinch yourself. Fun time: 5-10 minutes. What is pain? What is bad? No, not anything physical – it’s all in your mind. In addition, after you’re going to do this for a while, you’d think that it’s better to be bored than to pinch yourself again.
Make a contest such as “who is less competitive”. Fun time: 1-3 minutes. Trying to win this contest, you’ll lose. If you want to lose, then you’ll win, but in reality you will lose. If you’ll not try at all, then you’ll lose, so you’ll win, but in reality you’ll lose..
5 Easy Way To Dump Your Girlfriend
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Do you believe in never ending love? Have you ever thought that some day you’ll find a sweet girl who’s going to be a perfect wife for you and you will live happily ever after with her? If the answer is yes, then… I’m sorry, but this article is not for you. You’re a hopeless romantic and break-ups are like foreign languages to you: weird and scary.
This is for the rest of us, real guys who know that there’s a certain moment in any relationship when you just get bored as hell by your girlfriend and you start asking yourself if you should leave her or not. If you’re about to break up with your girlfriend… we’ve made a small guide with a couple of easy and creative ways to dump her. Simple as that.
1. Tell her you’re Gay
One of the easiest methods to go back to your wild single life without receiving stressing calls, tears and stuff after you’ve just broke up is to tell her you’re gay. Be confident, bold and really proud when you’ll say that. That’s the key.
The Good part: She won’t feel totally rejected so, if you ever feel like you need to “try women” once again, she might be around and go for it because she is doing this for a good cause: to bring you back on the right way. She might even start introducing some of her hot girl friends to you because she probably thinks you’re harmless now.
The Bad part: She might say she always wanted to have a friend like you who understands her and listens to her stories about boys, make-ups and tampons. That’s just weird, if you ever hear that you can do only one thing: RUN!
2. Invent another woman
Another easy way to dump your girlfriend is to change the name of one of your friends from your phone and to pretend you’re hiding something when he calls you. If she’s like most women from this planet, she will become really suspicious and it’s all downhill from there. There’s only one step to breakup. If she asks you about it, just act dumb and say one of your friends must have put it in your phone as a joke.
The Good Part: You’ll look like dandy when someone asks you why you broke up with her.
The Bad Part: If you don’t leave the room as soon as you broke up, you might need some days of medical care.
3. Forget about everything
Forget about her birthday, forget about your anniversary day, about everything that really counts for her. This shouldn’t be too difficult since it’s a known fact that men usually don’t even remember things like these.
The Good Part: After you forget about her birthday she’ll probably leave you immediately because that’s something that no woman would accept.
The Bad Part: She will think you’re an asshole, a douche and so on and she’s going to tell all her friends what she thinks about you so… you probably won’t have too many chances with her hot girl friend after you’ve broke up with her like this. But hey, who cares about this when there are many other girls out there who don’t know your ex?
4. Release the inner-pig
Stop taking showers, shaving yourself, being polite or anything else that now makes you look like a nice guy. Fart in public places with her, throw away your perfume and drink and much beer as you can and then call her when you’re almost passed out.
The Good Part: Not only she will disappear pretty fast from your life, but also any other guy or girl around you who’s pretty annoying will probably go away. You should tell your close friends what’s your dirty little plan though, you don’t want them to leave you as well.
The Bad Part: there’s a small probability that you asphyxiate in your sleep from your newly found smell.
5. Use the internet
Easiest method in the book. I think Facebook was first invented as a tool for dumping girlfriends. Start sharing likes and comments and messages with the hottest girls you have on your Facebook, post photos with them on your profile and so on. Make sure to keep your relationship status to “single” or change it to single when you’re ready to leave your girlfriend. That’s more than enough to start a fight.
The Good Part: From all those girls from Facebook, one of them might quality to be your future girlfriend.
The Bad Part: There’s a small chance that the girl you’ve just picked up on Facebook might be a fat, bald, desperate guy. Caution.
The Best Emma Watson Upskirt =D
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Marking Exam Paper Can Be Funny
Its not the fault of the student if he/she fails on exam, because the year has an ONLY 365 days. Typical academic year for a student.
1. Sundays- 52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.
3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.
4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.
5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30 days. Balance 96 days.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81 days.
7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.
10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.
11. That 1 day is your birthday….
1. Sundays- 52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.
3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.
4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.
5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30 days. Balance 96 days.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81 days.
7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.
10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.
11. That 1 day is your birthday….
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